It is difficult to be civil when discussing these particular morons,
because these phalli are "running" the country (into the ground).
Who are these delightful individuals?
Let's see . . .
My submission for the 1995 and 1996 Troll of the Year
Newt Bites/ Newt Watch / What's Newt / Newt's Home Page / Following Newt's Money / The End of Newt
The
Unofficial Bob Dole Home Page
This is purported to be pro-Dole.
Take a look at his illustrious voting record.
Fortunately, he's bye-bye now.
Unfortunately, there are many clones...
Not all of the idiots are politicians:
(The following R. Limbaugh pages must be run by the people whom Rush referred
to as "those jerks on the internet" in a recent radio broadcast.)
Punch Rush
Limbaugh Home Page
This may very well be the best page on the web!
Anti-Rush
Headquarters
Play us another out of context video clip, Rush! We'll bite!
Dee-i-toe, Ruush! Uh-yuk-uh-yuk.
Musical antidote
for rockin' RUSH LIMBAUGH
His studio audience says it all. Are those things human?
The Regressive Right
Conservatively Incorrect
A bunch of links to the rest of the sleazy,
nose-in-everybody-else's-personal-business, gaggle of bloated, putrescent
fascists.
They may not agree with what I have to say, but they'd fight to the death for my right to say it? I think not. Of the many adjectives used to describe them, noble is not one.
The compromise (sort of):
It is true that Democrats screw up occasionally, but it's usually a personal
matter or other matter insignificant to the public at large. When Republicans
screw up, the whole frigging country gets screwed! Hello... dittoheads...
wake up! (I know that's impossible, since dittoheads are brain-dead and
don't have a clue as to what the internet is, but I thought I'd say it
anyway.)
One final note to (some) American voters:
Vote logically! Don't vote Republican if your only reason is that
you are, for instance, against abortion. There are arguments other than
those based upon religion which can be used to win that match. (They are
also not based on explosives or assault rifles, you -insert expletives
here- inbred chimps.) Nobody really likes the idea of killing a fetus anyhow!
(It seems that those against abortion prefer to kill the fetus once it
has reached adulthood. Some distance themselves from these activities,
all the while being part of the encouragement of these fanatical doctor-killing,
building-bombing morons. I don't understand why you dipsticks pull these
kinds of stunts when all you're doing is sending yourself to the place
you supposedly fear most.) The fact that you are against abortion
does not also imply that you are for the destruction of your environment,
does it? Remember that you live in a country that was founded on the idea
that people should be allowed to think and act as they please, provided
they do no harm. Christians especially need to stop trying to force everyone
to abide by their beliefs, to acknowledge that there are viewpoints other
than their own, and to let it be. Of course, you greedy, money grubbing,
fascist units can go ahead and vote Republican. You deserve eachother.
Just keep your greasy fingers out of my life.
How did the world become populated with so many automatons who are seemingly on an endless mission to seek out and destroy anything and everything their leaders do not approve of? Read whatif's thoughts on this matter.
"The web is a good way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole
"Bob Dole didn't do that. Bob Dole won't do that. Bob Dole can't do that. Whatever."
- Bob Dole
"I'm running for president of the United States, because I believe that - with strong leadership - America's days will always lie ahead of us. Just as they lie ahead of us now."
- Bob Dole
Abstract of the following:
Lawyers and actors shouldn't be involved in running the country. Let's get the lawyers and actors out of Congress and give the Natural Law Party, for example, a try.
The following:
In actuality (and in my opinion), what America needs to do is get the lawyers out of the role of law making - they're trained to argue on the basis of existing law, not to make new laws, after all - and into the role of advisors to elected officials. That's what lawyers do best. They can assist in writing the laws in cryptic legal jargon, while the decision makers use their real-world experience from a diverse collection of backgrounds to decide what is best for the American people. Of course, in this scenario, an Inspector General will have to keep an eye on the lawyers in the advisor capacity to prevent any subversion. Currently, the best established way to go may be the Natural Law Party, whose most recent presidential and vice-presidential candidates were non-lawyers. Think about this simple probable truth: Where are all the good lawyers, good meaning those motivated by a strong sense of justice? They are still practicing law. They are in the DA offices, in the ACLU, and working in the defense of the innocent. It seems inappropriate to me for one to do all the work for a law degree, only to waste it on politics. When a lawyer runs for political office, I suspect that in the majority of cases the driving force is the desire for power. How many members of Congress are ex-judges? Why don't we stop calling them members of Congress and call them The Lawyers of Congress? A law degree should not be a requirement for political office, as it seems to have become. Furthermore, many laywers do not understand or appreciate the sciences, a major component of America's infrastructure. This is apparent to anyone who watches the behavior of Congress. There is one other group I'd like to have banished from Congress: The Actors of Congress. The last thing America needs is people (supposedly) running the country who are good at pretending they know what they are doing when they don't have a clue what it is they are doing. The current composition of Congress, and often the background of the president, doesn't say much for the American intellect, either. "Yeah-up. That thar's are presidint. He's a actor, butty sure duz talk good and he lets us have guns. He didda lotta westurns, ya knoww." To sum up: let's get the lawyers and actors out of Congress and give the Natural Law Party, for example, a try.
If you don't do politics, politics will do you.
