Welcome to the home page of Watchatahackamack Institute of Technology. We have been transforming young minds for more than two centuries. The philosophy of WIT is to explore alternative technologies while instilling in its students a vague idea of currently accepted technologies and sciences. WIT students also receive a broad overview of other miscellaneous topics, while not being bogged down with a lot of trivia memorization. WIT students are required to actually remember only those facts which apply to their field of study, meeting their general studies requirements by attending a weekly one-hour lecture on Friday afternoons which is followed by a small celebration involving both faculty and students. (No one is happier to see Friday arrive than a faculty member of Watchatahackamack Tech!) WIT is accredited by several associations and agencies who request that their names not be given.
We are still waiting for other departments to submit their web pages...
Slimy's Habitat
Student in the MEBW program here at WIT.
Alex
E-Mail only. We are uncertain as to Alex's relationship with WIT. Perhaps,
at some point, Alex will let us know who [. . .] he/she is. Alex is from
an unrelated dimension. That's all we know.
Alicena
Currently working in the field of splint and reed basketmaking.
Dr. Karen
Department of MEBW. Best known for her pioneering work in High Pressure,
Low Gravity, Blindfolded Basket Weaving. Visiting Professor Profoundus.
Malk
From Area 51.
Melanie
Extremely wise and intelligent, Melanie is from Earth and has a monster
in her closet.
Email Address:
Postal Address:
Watchatahackamack Institute of Technology, USA
Phone:
(800) 555-RLAX
