I am an idiot majoring in multi-environment basket weaving at Watchatahackamack Institute of Technology . Someday I hope to weave baskets on the space shuttle! Over the summer I interned at the Levolor Space Institute, where they actually plan for interstellar basket weaving (in addition to interstellar window treatments). There I worked to train senior citizens in the fundamental principles of zero-g weaving, in hopes that they might someday aspire to work in this fascinating field. You'd be amazed at the incredible logistical complexity of the weaving of a basket in zero gravity! My father actually worked for the Levolor branch in Finland, where they do research on stealth blinds! He's so smart, and, so, of course, am I!
